Stolen valor · On-chain
$FEATHER
They stole the name.
We’re stealing it back.
One of us robs the rich to feed the poor. The other sells your order flow to Citadel. Guess which one kept the name.
Case No. 001
The Charges
Stolen ValorIn 2013, a trading app took the name of history’s most famous wealth redistributor and promised to “democratize finance.”
Then it:
- 01Routed your trades to the highest bidder (PFOF)
- 02Turned off the Buy button during GME
- 03Called it "democratizing finance" with a straight face
Robin Hood is pressing charges.
$FEATHER is the outlaw reclaiming his ticker.
Stolen valor, on-chain.
This is a meme. There is no utility, no yield, no roadmap. The joke is the product.
Case File
The Evidence
Submitted to the court of public opinion.
exhibit a — robin hood v. robinhood
Robin Hood
Longbow
Robs the rich
Feeds the poor
Based
Robinhood™
PFOF
Robs the poor
Feeds Citadel
Not based
The court notes a discrepancy.
exhibit b — stolen valor
!
this app never robbed
a single rich person
a single rich person
Stolen valor. On-chain.
exhibit c — payment for order flow
We don’t sell
your order flow
your order flow
The defense has no comment.
exhibit d — the halt
He would never turn off
the buy button
the buy button
January 28, 2021. The people remember.
exhibit e — character witness
just a merry man
who reclaimed the ticker
who reclaimed the ticker
Testimony of a holder.
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Every outlaw needs a forest
No Discord. No roadmap calls. Just a timeline and a cause.